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Update on Part Troi
by Ann Scarborough
Friday, July 20, 2007

Rated "G" by the Author.

       
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     Mom Coming Home From The Emergency Room After Being Hit On The Head With The Door Header
Before the staff at the emergency room let mom go home, they put an icepack on her head. She had gotten hit in the head with a door header she was moving. She is 70 years old.

By the time she and my sister got to Chik-Fi-Lay, the icepack was hot. Mom ordered her meal. Then she asked if they had something to make an icepack out of. The girl behind the counter said, "I can. I can take two of these plastic bags, fill one with ice and put it in the other so it won't leak." So she made mom an icepack. Then they used two more plastic Chik-Fi-Lay bags to tie on mom's head. She then went into the dining room where she ate her meal, still wearing her "Chik-Fil-Lay" icepack.

What do I do with her? Just love her and keep telling her to wear her hard hat. 

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Reviewed by LadyJtalks LadyJzTalkZone 7/21/2007
Chik-fil-lay is the hot spot down there. I could picture this. You'll need to start carrying one of those camera phones to "capture" some moments. Lady J
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 7/21/2007
Just love her and keep telling her to wear her hard hat!

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