Safe securities president got a dumb blonde knocked up and she threatened to have the kid.  Since Boris didn't want to be daddy he paid her off and hired her to answer phones.

One day a guard got so drunk he puked his brains out and couldn't make it to Lutz Luxury Cars.  He told the new employee to write report so he could bill them and sign it with a pseudonym.

The Dumb Blonde Sandstorm didn't understand what is a pseudonym or why was she pretending to have spent all night guarding a car lot.

The boss told just told her sign the  name of an ex-president.  Sandstorm could  not name a current president let alone an ex-president.

She picked a name out of the phone book-Gilbert Gelberstein and signed.  Gilbert was the only Gelberstein in the state and happened to be a United States Attorney for the Middle District of Florida.

Pure Gold worked for a temp service that cleaned offices.  He could not do better because of a criminal record. going back years.

He changed his last name to avoid being associated with his very prominent parents.

While cleaning an office he noticed a chrompled up security log in the trash.  It was signed Gilbert Gelberstein.

He telephoned the United States Attornies Office and spoke with Gil Gelberstein like if they didn't know each other.  After the fraud became obvious Boris got sued and almost prosecuted.

Gilbert Gelberstein called Mr.Gold after the storm blew over to celebrate the demise of the crooks.  He said two words,

Thanks Son