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The Hairy Chested Beast in Our Backyard
by Richard J Kallao
Wednesday, November 6, 2013

Rated "PG" by the Author.

       
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 ' You see that ? ' asked then old woman Giz as she stood next to her son Tom as they sat on the back porch swing ,they watched to see if they saw it again, Then the  legendary creature that came out of hibernation once a month.He smiled at her maybe she saw something after all. 

' There it is,' smiled her son,' Coming out of the shed,its big and hairy.'
 

Giz then  knew this creature she had to live with it every day, but then sometimes it tend to be by himself for a long time on end . This then too the creature sometimes burped and never bathed ,he passed by them and went into the house her son looked at her and shook his head. ' Boy he then smelled bad this time.' said her son as the creature came back out of the house,' Put a t shirt on at least Grandpa,the kids here for vacation he thought he saw Bigfoot with that hairy chest of yours.'
 

The grandfather shook his head and went back into the shed,Hairy chested he laughed looking at his chest it wasn't that hairy, 
 

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