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Just an observation of people
by Walt Hardester
Friday, March 9, 2007

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     Hmmmmmm
Today I was in the dollar tree
sto...
I was a few feet away from the sunglasses and hidden from view down another isle...
I heard a male voice saying "are these womens or mens sunglasses, they look like womens and I sho don't wanna look like no Fag." he must have reitterated that fact about a dozen times, using the F word.. berore he left.... Smiling to myself, I looked to see him as he walked out. He was a big burley guy who couldn't have looken less than the terrible thing he was saying.
I said to myself...Hmmmmm "Methinks he doth protesteth too much".. I wonder if he even knew, the terrible thing he was saying was labeling him too? Nah..he was just a good ole boy with latent homosexual tendencys. and maybe a little unsure, wanting to make sure he told the saleslady
enough times to convince himself.....Ah rednecks..ya gotta love em.
Thanks, Authors Den...for giving me an outlet to share my insites..and thank you too Mr. Shakespear, for that wonderful line
LMAO.....
Walt    

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Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 3/10/2007
Be true to thee self or you get BULDOZED and busted....lol!!

Love Tinka
Reviewed by Felix Perry 3/9/2007
Well the rednecks (excuse the label) seem to have the market cornered on homo phobia and racism, lol.

Fee
Reviewed by LadyJtalks LadyJzTalkZone 3/9/2007
Yes, it does tell you a lot about what they are thinking when they protest to much. One of favoite detectors. Lady J

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