They say you get more flies with Honey, than Vinegar - so rather than my usual bitching, moaning, and groaning - I’ll just use Interrogatory sentences here, Okay?
1. Could it be vaguely possible that AD is simply not USER FRIENDLY to poor slobs like me, who are forced to use a Dial-Up connection, because we can’t afford cable or DSL? Is that why the stupid computer screen just goes into cyberspace - LOADING, and LOADING, and LOADING forever, and ever, and ever - ad infinitum? And ad nauseum?
2. OR - could it be, that unlike other sites - where a person is able to actually be DOWNLOADING an update from another site in the background, and still perform a posting without LOSING every frigging typed word - that maybe, perhaps, might could be - that AD’s website programs simply get CONFUSED, and don’t know whether to S**T or get off the POT?
3. Then again, maybe it is NOT AD? Could it be a COVERT CONSPIRACY effectuated by the PHONE COMPANY? Could Verizon be PISSED that we are tying up all their damned phone-lines for all those hours, and not paying any LD fees? Might that be the real culprit?
4. But - how come one does NOT have the same problem when visiting and posting at OTHER sites? Ponder? Wonder? Think? Thank? Thunk?
5. Oh, yeah, what else? How come I just keep getting KICKED OFF AD while all this LOADING - LOADING - LOADING is going on? Especially since my Puter is SET for a 60 minute REMINDER notice? Is it just barely possible that AD is a WEAK LINK?
OH - by the way, let me apologize to any PURISTS out there who might be offended by my title above - it was not chosen with malice aforethought - it is just a favorite old expression I tend to use when I am really, really, really - PISSED!
Let me take this occasion to wish MATT and all the busy little BEAVERS at AD a - Really, Really, Really NICE DAY!
Peace - Love, and - L O V E …
Tom The Interrogator!
Hey - gim’me a Break - at least I didn’t use WATER-BOARDING!
Seeing how your irreverence for our Lord has taken you this far, it's no wonder for me that you have these "insane connections" on the AD link. Putting this under "story" when there's no iota of story in it is also with "malice aforethought"...Come on.
I trust you will respect other people's beliefs - and not use
God's Name in vain, just to be read.
Tom, you can't expect communicating online, to be as fast as your prayers, especially those with Jesus H. Christ. Thanks for the laugh!
Bless You! Jasmin Horst
Hey,
I have DSL and it isn't always the greatest. But in Missouri's Ozarks, I have the BEST service in the world. Maybe few of my neighbors use the Internet? Thanks for making me laugh and think. And as I always told my students, "Why are we shaking our fist at the microwave for taking 6 minutes?" It used to take all afternoon to make that dinner!! Zoom, zoom, zoom. . . that is our world. Eileen
Sometimes I have slow uploading too, and last night was one of them. I was frustrated too, then it got alright and today is better. I like to work fast, type fast and read fast and it is sometimes not meant to be. You can say what you want, we AD people like hearing from you anytime.
Reviewed by Elizabeth Taylor
6/25/2008
Tom, I am on cable and I have slow uploading too on AD.
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