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While I am not a golfer - so I can not empathize with this situation - I can sympathize with all three characters involved herein.
Mea Culpa - Mea Culpa - Mea Maxima Culpa!
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IRISH CATHOLIC GOLF - 6/13/09
OOPS! Somehow ? Inline text disappeared, and I deleted original – SO -
Here is joke, from memory -
IRISH CATHOLIC GOLF -
FATHER FLYNN and SISTER ALOYSIUS were playing golf -
At the first tee, the Priest swung hard and totally missed the ball – whereupon he exclaimed -
“SHIT – I MISSED!”
The Nun sheepishly reprimanded the Priest for his Language - “Now, now, Father!’
At the second hole, the same thing happened - “SHIT I MISSED!”
This time the Nun was more firm with her admonition -
“Father, you know HE is watching!”
At the 3rd tee – yet again, the Priest swung even harder and missed the golf-ball, kicking up a big chunk of grass -
“SHIT - I MISSED!”
This time, the Nun could no longer contain her displeasure with the Priest’s vile language and said:
“Father, any second now, I expect a big Thunderbolt to come down from the Sky...”
WHEREUPON - Almost instantaneously – there was a loud Thunderclap and a Lightning Bolt ------?
ZAPPED THE NUN !!!
Then, a Loud Booming Voice was heard -
“SHIT – I MISSED !!! “
P.S. - As the author was unknown to me - I took some ‘poetic license’ and made some minor changes, or ‘improvements’ - Tom.
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| Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado |
6/16/2009 |
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Oh, this is funny! LOL Well done, Tom; but it just goes to show you: "It's not nice to mess with Father God!" LOL
(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D
Love the piccy; too cute! |
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| Reviewed by Georg Mateos |
6/16/2009 |
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Get your own earth-discharging wire deep on the ground, maybe it will help when the Pissed Off Supreme don't miss your sorry ass.
EDvard,
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| Reviewed by Carolyn Red Bear (The Bear Paw) |
6/15/2009 |
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Hi Tom, So much can be read into this quip... I like it a lot... Thank you for sharing this new poetic liscense you have...
In Spirit,
Bear |
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