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Are you worth Two Cents Monster ?
by Richard J Kallao
Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Rated "G" by the Author.

       
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     scream of laughter

' Awake ,' I told him and he opened his eyes and looked up at me .' Who am I ? ' he ask .He waited for me to answer and I did ' I'm your creator ,' I cried . ' MMM,' he groan as he got up to his feet .I told him to stay but he did not .He looked around and saw my wife .

' No .' I commanded it but it wouldn't listened . He turn grabbed me and place me on the table

' Now it's your turn too get electricuted ,my creator .' It laughed and pulled all the buttons and switches .I'd scream and scream and  I couldn't stop at all ,it laughed He switched on the machinery and I screamed .

' I wonder how much a monster's really worth ? ' My wife laugh as she'd kiss the monster I'd help too create and they both laugh .Stop laughing I wanted to tell them and couldn't my mouth was shut tight .

. ' You ought to know Victor Frankenstein you paid two cents for him .'

 

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