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The Addams Family: Ding Dongs
by Richard J Kallao
Friday, August 21, 2009

Rated "G" by the Author.

       
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     this is a tribute to Lisa Loring who's
appearing at a convention nearby this
weekened called Megacon. Hope she don't
mind .

Ding : Lurch get the door .He looks out to see whos there it was the UPS delivery truck . Lurch opening the door  grabbing onto a box .Then a UPS delivery man runs off screaming too ,Lurch moans as he close the door but watches as the delivery man drives off .

Ding : It's a package for Wednesday .Looks important too .Wednesday . He yells for her to come down .

Dong : What is it ? ' asked her mother .Waiting to find out what it was . She wasn't the only one either .

Ding : It's a new toy that just goes ding,dong , I bought it for Pugsley's birthday . Everybody has one .

Dong : The mention of the lion's head makes kitty kat run upstairs . She roars loudly in protest .

Ding : Can you put that back standing on my head is easy but that ding dong is giving me a headache .

Dong : Wednesday takes her present away .She runs up the stairs .She waits and later gives the present .

Ding . . As he stands right side up Gomez shakes his head .He'd then shakes his head .

Ding : What's the matter Gomez ? You don't look well, you o.k. ? Need Ma Ma for anything ?

Dong : Tell Wednesday if she gets Pugsley anything else in the future  let it be something soft like dynamite .

Ding.Dong.

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