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     when you have insomenia
this is what happens.....

' Yack yack yack,' said the duck as it waddled along .It came out of the tree and moved toward my picnic table .I stopped eating and gave it a piece of bread .It wouldn't take it .

' What am I a vegetatian ,' it yack . I'd offered it my fish instead .Then a piece of meat from a bear it ate that .It smiled at me again .I then had to laughed at it and it laughed too .

' What day is it ? '

I said Wednesday it smiled .' Good it wasn't meatless tuesday .' I laugh .

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