hope Flourence Henderson
or Stephanie Meyers don't
mind.original idea........
camoes by Edward and Bella.
' What's going on here ? ' asked Carol Brady as she came home from shopping one day as she saw her children sitting around the kitchen table .She suddenly saw why .She had two more children .' Who are you ? ' she asked putting down the grocery bags .She turned to count her children .She had too many she saw .
' I'm Bella this is Edward , sorry there's been a mix up here we'd were suppose to go to our families in Forks Washington in another time but somehow we were bought here .' she explained or trying too .No one in fact seemed to listen or understand her .
' What decade is this ? ' asked Edward to Carol as she showed him the calender .Then Edward and Bella look at one another .
Thirteen Sick Tasteless Classics, Part V
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