I just told my cat goodnight and he looked at me and growled. ' I'm sorry Fido here's a bone .' He growled again and suddenly barked ,' I tried to tell you ,you idiot ,get your  glasses .You just gave me catnip again .'

I grabbed a bone instead and gave it to him then I went to feed the fish where are my glasses, I gave the fish dog food .' Sorry about that .'

Suddenly I had to feed the cat but the cat looked up at me and said,' Are you kidding you tried to feed me yesterday and you gave me a skunk to eat ,no way . I think I'll go see what's in the trashcans .'

I wish I could find my glasses so I know what I'm doing .

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