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Flowers off the Wall ll : Picking Roses
by Richard J Kallao
Monday, January 11, 2010

Rated "PG" by the Author.

       
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     original idea and story .

I was now a looney bird in the mental hospital I'd sat mostly screaming my wife's name .I had hada hard time forgetting her whatever her name was .

I saw the lovely flowers on the wall start picking them and since I haven't eating I start chewing on them . Then I look out of the only window in my room ,and saw them not the usual pink elephants per say they were pink hippos .And they were in fact playing soccer .I heard someone knocking at my door .

I want to tell him thought better of it he told me lunch was serve and I went .At lunch everyone had french fries and hot dogs .But as I'd ate my french fries stood up and smile at me .I'd tried picking one up and eating it he moved he started to do a belly dance .

I turned trying to ignore it but couldn't . I pick it up and swallowed it,it was singing ,' Down I go into the land of the lost .'

' Boy I'll have a stomach ache for sure .'

 

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