"giddy-up" ya-all....this is MR ED AKA as "Frenche4u"

France...HA.   Who ever said that French cookin' was good anyway?   They never asked me if it were any good.   Hell I puked my gutz out like some chickin' slowly burning to death under those "red lights" that ya see in the resturants when your waitin' to get the order out.   (ya all know what I'm talkin' bout').    Us international famed TV/Movie stars, were far more in tune with what REAL cooking is.   Take for example "raw oats".   Now, I'd gag a maggot if I had to eat "oatmeal", but gimmie' a sack-full-of raw dried oats, and I'm as happy as a monkey skrewin' a football.  "Pigs who find mushrooms is no blessed trick", hell, any gopher can tell ya that!   It's just that we (equine) don'nt really care for "dug mushrooms".   There is no nutritional value to them, and, they taste like gopher shit.

OK, enough with this "French Mushroom" banter.   I'm cool with most thing, and (well for those old enough to remember my show "The Mr Ed Show", I am more of talkin' "smart-ass" then just reading a script, so that "Wilber" could look good.   And that part I played in the original "The Godfather" with Brando (the "prized "stud horse" where my head get's cut off, man, did I do a great job there or what?????? (sheesh)    The "glazed cloudy look in my eyes"alone was worthy of the OSCAR alone!

Eeeh....my mind still wonders, but livin' here in the south of France  (in my VILLA), is worthy of my earnings from acting.  

I'm -a-gettin'

ED