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Moonshot-Freedom,Justice and Blueberry Pie
by Richard J Kallao
Tuesday, October 9, 2012

Rated "PG" by the Author.

       
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Since the incident with the Moon happened I was told I was grounded for a month at least . In the meantime an evaluation now would occur and I would have to sit or try and fill time that I have now .Having time then  on your hands was one thing but this was dumb  and too ,try and then  then play checkers by yourself or talk to your dog you have .

' What's the matter ? '
 

My dog ask me as we played checkers . I look at him, even though he was a beagle any dog wasn't suppose to talk.  He knew that for a fact animals in real life don't talk. Only in cartoons and animation they do . ' No you then  just trying too cope with boredom most would be in a straight jacket or rubber room time but then  not you,your too damn  important,' then the  dog told me ,' You see then  important people can be a little crazy you know .'

' So I'm important then ,' I said ,' If I'm so damn important then wheres my raise or even  my next flight gonna be ? 'I then ask him, he just look at me and then  he growled at me, I then  could tell he was hungry he growled when he was .' Yep, at least  too me you are, and your then important too kids who looked up to you too then , whoever wants to become then an astronaut but right I'm hungry you know open the can and then  feed me master .'

' Yea me a famous and then well known then astronaut been around the world too the Moon and look what I'm doing now feeding a dog .' He looked at his dog and smiled at him . ' Well at least you don't feed me blueberry pie,' bark my dog,' Hey go get me blueberry pie ,'

My dog laugh at me .I turned then  pointed out the window of  my house,looking at nearby trees that were everywhere I live . He smiled at me .' Go climb a tree,the last thing I do is get you blueberry pie.' I smiled  at him ,now I'm talking to him, and next I'll fly to the Moon without a spaceship .'

' Dogs don't climb .' he then smiled picking up his leg,' We do pee though ,' he laughed ,he didn't have to remind me of that again .

America,Justice and blueberry pie .

 

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