The wind was back,the cold had
arrive again ,Halloween was over
but next month would be there too
Thanksgiving and yet we were already
thinking about the turkey we were going
to get .
Our house was a farmhouse then the
place that we could find that was cheap to
live in,pigs and horses we rised as well as
the assorted vegetables .And a few cows and
turkeys,turkeys were big sellers this time of year .
And one of the hardest critters to catch .
Example,last year I had to get a turkey and it was
my turn to catch him ,as I carried my gun I went
looking for the turkey as usual they were in a group,
they look like they were talking too.But they saw me
and they scattered .I gave chase,through the pig pens
and manure and mud I ran .
.It was if the turkey was laughing at me ,I ran toward
him the fastest I could but through the mud manure
it was hard . Suddenly he'd turned leaping over the
fence and wouldn't you know it it was a fence I made
around the pigpen and I fell into it .
' Gobble Gobble,' the turkey said but I look up,wiping the
mud off my face and cried,' One of the these days you'll
end up in my stew for Thankswgiving ,now I have to go
the store and buy freeze dried turkey .'
' Here ,' the turkey surrendered himself,' I rather see you
eat me then dried food, take me and Happy Thanksgiving .'
' Happy Thanksgiving.' I wonder why he gave in and saw on
the tv news that night children were hospitalized after they'd
ate dry turkey for dinner . And I thank the turkey but let him
go and he gobbled his way to joined his friends .
i hope its funny I wrote it because Halloween just got over
and I was trying to write a funny thanksgiving story::)