As soon as I learned that I like girls my mother always told
me treat a lady right and she'll treat you that right bring her
flowers and candy,things she like,take her out every then
and now and most important say thankyou, how beautiful
you are,you look younger every time I see you and always
say yes ma'am .

Well I did do all that ,still it was hard to please her,until I
found out why,she didn't like me or that I was a guy,hell I
should had seen that coming when I tried to kiss her she
wouldn't, she liked girls so that threw me right off .

So the next thing I did I took care of all my affairs and ran
as far away as possible,guess where too .

I became an Amish, no technology,no concern,everything
was simpler,even the women I saw there,but even here in
fact you were expected to do your part,your job,and I did,
my job was to churn the butter and I kept saying two words
over again in my head,; Yes Ma'am.'

I rather like my life as a Amish,but sometimes I had miss the
technology of it,tv,computers especially the cell phones and
the twenty four hour hotline I use to call,you should see my
phone bill,1-800-ARE-YOU -LONELY .

' Yes,Ma'am.'

end,that was my 600th story,Yes Ma'am .