' Damn its hot, I wish I had shade,' commented the snake
as it slithered around trying to find a tree or something to
lay in , Then it look up and saw a tree and apples,thats a
shady spot as any,then it climb the tree.

As it stayed there the snake saw two people walked up
to the tree,they were naked ,the woman look at the man
and smiled,she told him get her the apple and he did.

' I wouldn't eat that if I were you ,' the snake told her,'Bad
things will happen,' he said,but the woman didn't listen and
she'd did anyways,the snake shooked his head as the man
grabbed him and threw him to the ground .

He took her next to her body and they made love,and so out
of the body of the woman came a child the woman name in
fact was Eve ,the child later would be known as Moses .

As the three of them left after she gave birth the snake in
fact looked down and said he tried stopping them then he
looked up at  the sky and curse under his breath .

' You wanted children,hey God,just remember that i'd didn't
warn you to stop when something called Woodstock comes
up, you'll be sorry you had any .'

Then there was loud clap of thunder .

sorry don't ask me why I just wrote this :) end