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 When someone tells you take two aspirin and go lay down till
Morning,you should listen,especially if they are doctors and have
several diplomas in their name,listen to them

When you fall then and scarpe your knee your mother might know
best but its your doctor with all the bandages they have ,just listen
to them. 
 

Why do you think doctors get paid lots of money would you look
inside someones stomach filled with guts and blood they know
what they're doing,just listen to them .
 

A broken bone,a busted kneecap dont bother your parents with 
such things go to your doctor they know of such things.

Just remember an apple a day might keep the doctor away,but
its doctors that make you healthy,stronger,and better each day
pay the doctor bill go see them now or you might get a bill from
your local undertaker or hearst .

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