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THE BIG LUG !
by Tom poesyco.th@gmail.com
Sunday, June 15, 2014

Rated "G" by the Author.

       
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     HE'S BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA CK !!!!

JERSEY DEVIL ... RETURNS !!!


SORRY about the Pic ... it is upright on my puter, but turned on AD posting. Tried rotating then posting, but still comes up wrong here... Sorry ...







THE BIG LUG !


© - Tom Hyland - 6/15/14

Well Guyz n' Dollz ...
We Had a Most Splendiferous Reunion!

Ole Joisey Devil Ed Matlack ...
AKA "Knave Wuss-A-Lot"
AKA "Knave Numb Nuts" ...
AKA "Key-Rist' Sake ... Get A Shave n' A Haircut"

HERE'S TWO BITS!

Our Dear Cuz-Bro ED 'The Lesser' ...
Is Skinnier, Uglier, and Needs to See a 'Father Confessor' ...
He's Still Cussin' n' Fussin' n' Bitchin' n' Moanin' ...
While Usin' His Cane ... n' Continuously Groanin' !

He Contacted me a Few Days Back ...
Then Called with Directional Info ...
N' That's a Fact !
Friday June 13th - Yeah Friday The Thirteenth !

That Was the Plan ...
I'd Drive to Delaware, Town of Clayton ...
The Place Where Rene Swing was Habitatin' !
Out in 'The Sticks' ... Her New Abode ...

ETA of 1:30 or 1:45 I had Estimated ...
Pulled In About 2:00 pm - Just Slightly Belated ...
I-95 Was like a Parking Lot ...
Detoured a Tad to Get to Her Spot!

Used my GPS for Very First Time ...
Lady's Voice was Really Sublime!
Was Amazed with the Accuracy - Locked on my Fusion ...
Arrived Perfectly ... Was My Conclusion !

Twists n' Turns n' Lefts n' Rights ...
Scratched My Arse n' Held It Tight!
Royal Farm Coffee In My Hand ...
There By His Car ... He Did Stand !

Either I Got Shorter ... or He Got Taller ...
A BIG BEAR HUG ... Filled With Squalor ...
A 'Tie-Dyed' Hippie T-Shirt He Did Wear ...
Hope He Didn't Notice How I Did Stare !

Rene Came Out From Her Cape Cod ...
Another BIG HUG ... Then Toured The Sod ...
13 ˝ Acres She Did Proudly Exclaim ...
"Did You Win The Lotto? To Stake This Claim?"

Strolled to "The Back Forty" ... So To Speak ...
Crossed The Babbling Brook ... Or Is It a Creek?
A Huge Expanse Surrounded by Trees ...
A Heavenly Day ... Kissed by a Breeze!

Back to the House Where I Did Meet ...
Onny ... Her Black Lab ... She is So Sweet!
A Nickname for Onyx ... it Was Explained ...
Toured The Inner Premises ... with No Disdain!

Sure n' it Needs Some TL Care ...
But Quite a Sound Home ... Strong n' Rare!
Original Owner a Carpenter Who Built It ...
Lumber from Black Walnut Trees ... Felled n' Split!

Walnut Rafters Hold Up the Loft of The Garage ...
Tongued n' Grooved Floorboards are Plainly Seen ...
Underneath ... Room for Two Machines!
Four-Wheeler n' Tractor - Both Quite Large!

Didn't Visit the Barn ... Home of Two Horses ...
'Bout Half a League Away ...
We'll Do That Next Trip ...
Maybe Feed Them Some Hay?

Homey Fireplace in Living Room ...
Has Wrought-Iron Insert ... More Efficient ...
Less Heat Loss Up The Chimney ...
Smart Move ... By Jiminy!

All The Planks on Every Floor ...
Counter-Sunk n' Plugged Nails ... Done With Class ...
Smooth n' Shiny ... Likened to Glass!
Gotta Leave Now ... Later Maybe More?

(C) - TKH.

P.S.

HAPPY FATHER'S DAY TO

ALL YOU OLE FARTS OUT THERE ...

LIKE MEEEEEEEEEEEEE !!!

 

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Reviewed by Jane Noponen Perinacci 6/16/2014
Ask that big lug what he's bitchin' about. (We love that big lug, don't we?)That "Joisy Devil" gonna get us all!!!!

Love ya!

Jane
Reviewed by Ronald Hull 6/16/2014
Well, I can see that he's got two friends left right here. And it makes me wonder what if he didn't have René to be there when he really needs someone. Now that he is in high cotton, it's time he starts contributing for her largess.

Thanks for the update. Looking forward to "the rest of the story."

Ron
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 6/16/2014
WOW! A Splendiferous Reunion With The Big Lug, who is still:

"Cussin' n' Fussin' n' Bitchin' n' Moanin'
While Usin' His Cane n' Continuously Groanin'"

Was he also Belchin' and Fartin' and Scratchin' His Fur?
I'm glad you got to visit with the Old Devil, Old Cuz Cur!



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