Although this story is partially true, I feel obligated to set the record straight:
Pee Wee Ed was not blown to Smithereens as many suspected. He survived, but he was bitten by the wolf, who was actually a werewolf, and today, Pee Wee Ed is a werewolf too, often seen running naked through the forest, howling with his pack of loyal dogs.
As for Jersey Ed, he was blown to Smithereens, but his body parts were blown into a Jersey Swamp and soon ingested by a hungry old swamp creature, who was so disgusted by what he just ate that he immediately barfed it all out, and 'It' became stinky old Jersey Devil Ed.
As for poor Old Fart Edvard, he has sadly passed on into The Great Unknown, and we truly miss him today.
Slipping in between Eds, I would only add that this story is an outright plagiarism of a very fine old tale by whatchamacallit. How dare you compare yourself to three little piggies! You deserve to have your house blown up by C4 and your ass's eaten as you run all the way home… Oink oink oink…!
Tis a shame, it seems that old cuz cur has been drinkin' his homemade brewski's again...guess he is going to have to go to rehab again...Ed the 2ndth...
A wicked Cajun Fairy named Robes Pierre entered the impenetrable Magical doll land of Sha Bebe. Queen Faustina, the ruler of the doll land, thought she had destroyed him, but he's back! Will the doll land survive his evil ways?
