The Christian Science Monitor called it "self-serving." Flash fiction that ignites a religious scandal in a jam.
Cartier Biscuits and the Labia Tiara
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When the powers-that-be make the decision to return a selfish party-girl, Zara, to Earth on three missions of redemption, can romance and mayhem be far behind? One hot and trendy gay nightclub, two bickering angels and three unlikely pairs add up to