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Poetic Injustice
By Odin odin@aflx.com
Last edited: Wednesday, August 19, 2015
This short story is rated "G" by the Author.
       
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Just some crazy flash fiction.


Poetic Injustice
by Odin Roark

"So, why''d you pick this life?"
"Last life as a writer was a bitch."
"Worse than this?"
"This one wasn''t bad ‘til I got snagged up in their nets."
"Well, your next life''s comin'' up, pal. That red head''s been eyein'' you for ten minutes."
"New Year''s Eve. You''d think Gladstone''s could afford a bigger lobster tank to make it fair for us, eh?"
"Nothin'' fair in Hollywood."
"Myrtle, never gets picked. What''s her secret?"
"Over forty, fool. Body''s gone and those eyes. No black left."
"Cataracts?"
"Yeah."
"Sad."
"She''s alive, ain''t she?"
"Damn. Table six''s gorgeous red head''s movin'' our way."
"Boyfriend too."
"Pointin'' at me"
"Happy New Year, pal!"
"What''re you, sick?"
 

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Reviewed by m j hollingshead
Reviewed on August 19, 2015

well done


Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on August 19, 2015
You've got this down as an action thriller, but I just chuckled.

Ron

Reviewed by Eva Pasco
Reviewed on August 19, 2015
Boiled in your prime!

Reviewed by J. Quantaman
Reviewed on August 18, 2015
Do screen writers scream when they throw 'em in the pot?