The sun was splicing proudly his rays of valor by a Saturday morning
joust. Lady Marmalade in her silky flowered dress and faux beads
could not resist a peak at the central table. "hmmm"" she plexxed
The sidewalk sale was abustle with vendors and peeker bees.
She stopped to look at this boxy trinket with a thick shellaced
surface of brightly blue. The trinket was sitting on the table
between the rusty garden tools, and Mrs. Johnson's mason jar
which contained her kidney stones she had surgically removed
in 1974.
"I'll take it" she said. He raised a quirky eyebrow and silled out
"It'll cost you 5 dollars Mrs. M." and the deal was sealed. Later
that evening her husband cocked his head to one side and asked
"so what is it dear?" She took a moment to inhale and then she
rolled her tongue around the mouth "it's a doomaradingidoo dear"
He replied with his silence and a walk shuffle step out the door.
Moments later he came back and replaced the doomaradingidoo
with a silver plated stand with the word Megasport embossed on it.
"So what is that and how much?" Mrs. M. asked. "Oh let's just say that
after you bought the doomaradingi, Jason Black decided he could reel
another fish. "How much!" she squealed a little louder this time.
"it cost me a dommaringidooed smack me in the head and call me an
idiot." How much she repeated like a broken record "Te Te Te Ten "
"Gonna go visit that little bug eyed beast and give him a piece of my
mind" "Put down that rolling pin Marmyluke, your making me nervous."
A humorous look at the world and life through my eyes.
Follow the author and his wife, as they travel the world …. several times over.
Laugh at their funny stories, self-inflicted crazy events, strange observations, wacky zoo facts and snippets
Thirteen Sick Tasteless Classics, Part II is adult literature featuring adult language and situations that satirizes thirteen famous novellas and short stories. It is Jay Dubya's sixteenth ebook.
