A Dream Come True. Unfortunately yes if you don’t read this book.
With an unseemingly endless supply of potential populations, places, and pressures it was inevitable that the Olympic Management couldn't resist a stab at holding a charity event.
And this time instead of having the slums outside the walls and excluding the poor from events 'The Olympic Park' will be the slums and the poor are the event satisfying both socialists and capitalists in one hot switch and dump.
Excerpt
The Gyrmnastics Events
Box Kicking
Event Outline:
Thousands of empty cigarette packages are strewn about the city. Three of these contain a cigarette. Attheleasts attempt to find a box with a cigarette by kicking the pack and noting the difference in velocity and/or change in sound. Attheleast then indicates find by nonchalantly bending down, picking up pack, and rattling it for official to notice.
Suggested Venue:
Curbside of city streets, empty mall parking lots.
When held:
Twenty four hours a day.
Equipment:
This is a come-as-you-are event so no equipment is required.
Rules:
If Attheleast smiles during 'The Rattle’ another player may steal.
Attheleasts must refrain from smoking the found cigarette before being declared winner.
Qualify:
Attheleasts must have at least two nicotine stained fingers and the distinctive odor of 'pocket fixin's'.
Black white (well sort of pinkish) etcetera, Christian Muslim etcetera, Hetero-Homo-Metro Sexual, Physical, Mental, Ow! Includes all human rights violations I could think of.
