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Category:
Humor
This collection of humor is jokes come to my mind at night, when the sky is deep blue, the stars twinkle twinkle ... ...
China Zoo
One of my friends in China told me this joke.
Once upon a time, there's a big zoo in China. All kinds of animals are put in cages for tourists to look.
One cage said, "King of Beast ", people see a loin in it.
Another cage said, "Longevity Animal", people see a big sea turtle in it.
Another cage said, "Boat of Desert", people see a camel in it.
Another cage said, "Treasure of China", people see a giant panda in it.
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When people come to the last cage, they didn't find any animal in it. It seems there's something shining under the sunshine. Curiously people walk close, it's a mirror in the middle of the cage. People can see their own face inside the mirror. There's a line of small print on the top of the mirror: "WORLD'S CRUELEST ANIMAL" .
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