Amazon Elissa Eaton Category:  Romance Publisher: Oral Canyon International Publications ISBN-10:  0615440215 Type: Fiction Pages: 398 Copyright: June 28, 2011 ISBN-13: 9780615440217 It’s a vivid portrait of April Moon, the charismatic Jewish American temptress born and bred in Beverly Hills, seduced by the lure of Laurel Canyon. Join the original flower child and her extra wannabe starlet party princesses on their journey of dangerous liaisons with the bold, the buffed and the beautiful.     A novel inspired by true events is a racy fantasia. It’s a vivid portrait of April Moon, the charismatic Jewish American temptress born and bred in Beverly Hills, seduced by the lure of Laurel Canyon. Join the original flower child and her extra wannabe starlet party princesses on their journey of dangerous liaisons with the bold, the buffed and the beautiful. Antonio, the cross-dressing, Eurotrash mambo king from Madrid, a combination of a stallion and a pit bull; Diva Boy, an outrageous disco dolly; her certifiable rich mother; Christopher, the eccentric artistic director perv whose family tree is soaked in gin; Lust, a bizarre porn star and a jock named Patrick, hot, hung, eye candy from Orange County. You'll share April's bizarre adventures as a stunt girl, her experiences inside of a trendy drug and alcohol rehab center in Malibu, a psyche ward, and a Mexican jail. After a startling revelation April Moon emerges from her cocoon of multifaceted personalities bursting upon the literary scene. Can she reinvent herself one last time?

A Marvel
“Seductive Poetess and Profane Genius Eaton
and her prose are a marvel. This novel
should be in every hotel room next to the bible.”
- Jason Schafer
Screenwriter, Trick


Wild, wild satire
“Too Old To Be A Hooker Too Young To Be A Madam is over the top
Hollywood High camp, wild, evocative and erotic. Funny, great detail, wild, wild satire.”
- Eve La Salle Caram
Award Winning Instructor in Fiction Writing
The Writers’ Program - UCLA Extension


The Cleopatra of Beverly Hills
“April Moon is the Cleopatra of Beverly Hills.”
Bruce Feld, Author of Cleopatra in the Night