Category: Science Fiction Publisher: J. Jack Bergeron
Pages: -179
Copyright: Nov 1 ,2012
Price: $3.99 (eBook)
Warning . . . Do not tell Donald Trump about this book!
My name is Appleton, and I come from the planet Reginta in the Omega Centauri Globular cluster.
My name is Appleton and I come from the planet Reginta in the Omega Centauri Globular cluster.
I would like to thank J. Jack Bergeron for co-writing this book with me since as an extraterrestrial life form from another planet, I am not trained in audible communication. This book has been written because we have officially decided to reveal ourselves as having visited your planet.
This should resolve all the controversies that have been going on for ages on Earth as to whether extraterrestrial life and UFOs actually exist.
We tell the truth about the following topics:
What Stonehenge, the Lockness Monster, Phoenix lights, and crop circles are about.
What we know about DONALD TRUMP (This book will inform you if he was born on Earth).
The truth about Noah's flood, Roswell incident, the Face on Mars, Bigfoot/Sasquatch, Barney and Betty Hill, Marshall Applewhite, and others.
How humans got out of Africa.
How humans migrated to the Americas.
How the Egyptian pyramids and Great Wall of China were influenced.
As of Nov 6th 2016 we guarantee that we have no more "representation" in the Democratic and Republican parties.
Our technology is so advanced, it has allowed us to travel to heaven and back.
All atheists should read this book.
God has an opinion of this book, we're just not sure what it is yet.
Excerpt
You are one brave person for purchasing this book.
You might have heard rumors of certain dangers in the reading of it, but I want to dispel this immediately. The nanobots that are stored in this book are in no way harmful. As you open the pages, they instantly begin to penetrate your fingers. After you finish reading, they quickly leave your body once you remove your fingers from the designated pages containing the story of this book.
My name is unpronounceable in your audible language, so I have assigned the easy to pronounce name of Appleton for your edification. Believe it or not, our species communicates with each another using parts of the electromagnetic spectrum typically in the infrared and radio wave region. Our physical bodies actually produce these waves, and this has come about by a crazy evolutionary system that happened in two stages. You will learn more about that as you read this book.
I know you’d like to begin reading, so let me give you a few instructions before you proceed.
1. Owning this book allows you the privilege of traveling to our home planet Reginta by using nanobots residing in the pages throughout it. Do not oppose these nanobots; allow them access to your body.
2. Once the nanobots are flowing, they will connect your mind with an avatar located on Reginta. When this happens, please relax, as this will allow you effective control over it.
3. Even though Reginta is about 16,000 light years away, this operation will be done in real time, so do not feel worried you might be out-of-sync with your local situation for long periods of time; you will not. Our technology is so advanced, it allows us to transport your thoughts across vast distances almost instantaneously. You may remove or put your fingers back onto this book anytime you want, as they will reconnect you with your avatar immediately.
Follow the above instructions diligently, and no harm will come to your body or mind.
We first discovered your planet about 50,000 of your Earth years ago. The diversity of life and the fact there was an intelligent species living there fascinated us. It immediately became a source of study, and we chose to keep a close eye on it to see if its intelligent species would gradually become civilized.
As you can tell, you did become civilized. You are reading this book aren't you?
Professional Reviews
Worth reading - amusing, December 24, 2012
It's a fun book to read, I would say. Not your classic science fiction book, definitely different and interesting style. Nicely written, funny and intelligent.
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