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The BOOB Girls: The Burned Out Old Broads at Table 12
by Joy Johnson   

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The BOOB Girls: The Burned Our Old Broads at Table 12

Category:  Humor
Publisher: Grief Illustrated Press

ISBN-10:  101561232106

Type: Fiction

Pages: 210

Copyright: 
2010.
ISBN-13: 9781561232106


Four comedy-mysteries in the series featuring the adventures of four retired widows in a retirement community who find a dead body, catch the killer, and have all the aches and pains of older women.

There is adventure and romance in BOOB Girls I, we meet the BOOB Boys in book II, Book III takes us to Ft Robinson in the Nebraska panhandle and  book for finds a dead body on the first page.

Perculator Rasmussen is face down, spread eagled on the floor of Meadow Lakes Retirement community. The back of his head is smashed in, his throat is cut, there's a nylon cord around his neck, a bullet hole in his jacket and a knife in his back.

"Are we sure he's dead?" Mary Rose McGill asked.

"If he isn't, he'd better have damned good insurance," wiley Vondra said.



Excerpt

Mary Rose McGill hurried back after peeing in the woods. "I peed on a shoe!" she said loudly.
"It's OK, honey, just go down to the lake and rinse it off," Hadley said.
"No! I peed on a shoe!" Mary Rose said again.
"Mary Rose, we can throw it in the laundry when we get back," Robbie said.
Mary Rose grabbed her by the shoulders. "It wasn't my shoe!"
Mary Rose had found a dead body.



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The BOOB GIrls: The Burned Out Old Broads at Table 12
Four retired widows from Meadow Lakes Retirement Community find adventure, comedy and a little romance when they get in a Hummer and Trailer and head west. Hilarious!

The BOOB Girls II: Lies, Spies and Cinnimon Rolls
We meet the BOOB Boys - the Burned Out Old Bastards who help the girls rob a grave and take down a gangster's mansion with a new BOOB Girl, Calamity Doodles

The BOOB Girls: Sandhills and Shadows
The girls take off for Ft Robinson in outstate Nebraska and dream themselves back into the history of the fort.


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