In the year 2999 humanity has solved all of its problems except one: a thousand years of scientific effort have produced no verified contact with ETI. A colossal racewide effort involving billions of astronauts on planet-sized ships is launched to reach out and contact ETI, the astronauts all believing in the religion of Roddenberry. Unimaginable tragedy results. Subtitled Star Trek Sucks. Read and weep, Trekkies.
