A hilarious and clever parody of the ever-popular "inspirational" book, "The Secret".
If you've read "The Secret" and hated it, you'll love, "The Screed" -- just close enough to the original to give you lots of chuckles and some outright belly laughs. Believe, me, it's a lot of fun. If you recognize b.s. when you read it, then The Screed is for you.
Excerpt
Once you know The Answer to The
Secret, there is no limit to what you can do, just by using your thoughts. Think about that. NO LIMIT!!! You are the most powerful being in the universe, and everyone else has the same power as
you. ISN’T THAT AWESOME?!!!
...
The Law of Distraction
This law states that you can never get
anything done.
Deputy Dave Jenkins sets out to find the murderer of the local high school principal, aided by a voice from the grave that is sometimes helpful and sometimes misleading.
"Murder isn't usually this funny."
Amazon reviewer
The Wholly Book of Genesis is a humorous satire on the first book of the Old Testament where the Story of Creation, the building of Noah's Ark, Sodom and Gomorrah and the families of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob are thoroughly spoofed and broadsided.
