If a Centipede Had to Wear Socks is a book of poems for children ages four to twelve and for the young at heart.
Have you ever watched a gerbil try and try to gargle? Have you ever tried to keep a worm warm? What happens when you pull on a pair of pants full of crawly, pinchy ants?
You will find the answers to these questions in this books of poems meant to make you giggle, or sometimes just to ponder.
Excerpt
The Fastest Way to Town
I had to get to German Town.
I had to get there fast.
So I jumped upon a turtle
As he was going past.
I wouldn’t ordinarily
Choose a turtle now, of course.
But that galloping old turtle
Was sitting on a horse.
All About how Lila chooses how to handle her "worries" about the first day of school. Another Mom's Choice Award Seal of Excellence recipient in the "Kids with Worries" book series.
Princess Geneveive has a wonderful home, with humans who love her. She and her humans try to talk to each other but Genevierve dosn't speak human and her humans don't speak dog. Genevieve often wishes she had another dog to talk to.
One day in th
