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Born Again - The Limericks of Régis
by Regis Auffray   
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Category:  Humor
Publisher: Lulu

ISBN-10:  1300489243

Type: Fiction

Pages: 272

Copyright: 
December, 2012
ISBN-13: 9781300489245


This is my first published book. It has over 700 limericks in it.

Born Again - The Limericks of Régis

Limericks, it has been said, represent the lowest form of poetry. They are generally silly or downright funny, perhaps enough to elicit a smile or even a laugh. They are challenging and fun to create because the writer has to manipulate the words in order to make them fit the requirements of the limerick genre.

The limericks in this book are fictional. However, most of them were inspired by real events, experiences, persons, animals, things, etc.

You may find that you think you recognize some of the individuals mentioned. You may even see yourself in one or more of the limericks presented here. Yes, some of them are satirical and perhaps even bitter. That is life I suppose.

This project is for the fun of writing without any real purpose except to indulge my silliness, my childish nature, and perhaps to make the reader smile



Excerpt

There once was a fellow named Dino,
Who went to gamble in Reno;
But the die was cast,
And his luck did not last,
When he had a bit too much vino.

There once was a lady named Claire,
Who thought that she had much flair;
She was rather bold,
She wore dresses of gold,
But sadly birds nested in her hair.

There once was a fellow named Jake,
Who thought he was Sir Francis Drake;
So he built a ship,
To prove his seamanship,
But folks thought he’d had too much fruitcake.


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Reviews for "Born Again - The Limericks of Régis"

Reviewed by George Carroll 10/30/2014
All the best Regis
Reviewed by John Dyhouse 6/7/2014
I really don't know about low but I love limericks and have written a fair number myself. Not as easy as it sometimes seems
Reviewed by Teresa Walker 1/8/2014
Congratulations on your book! You saw the light to the end of a tunnel for many is hard to find.

Blessings on the sales of this book and your life!
Teresa
Reviewed by Marc Latham 10/28/2013
Funny limericks Regis.

A reminder that writing and poetry should always cater for the funny and good side of the world as well as the serious and searching.

Congratulations on publishing your book, which has a beautiful cover.
Reviewed by Bernice Angoh 1/27/2013
I love your limericks, looking forward to smiling and laughing through the book :-)
Reviewed by Zulfiqar Khaki 1/27/2013
very much new style poetry that put me at the path of memoir's!! well done sir you did great job, keep it high for people like me having many days and nights of past to remember in dreams.
Reviewed by John Domino 1/22/2013
Hey Regis,

My heartfelt congratulations to you!
I know that collecting poetry in book form is hard work.

Why do we do this stuff and so?
What motivates us to reach for the sky and way down below?
Are we eternal extroverts trying to make an impact on the world?
Are we just hopeless romantics trying to impress that special girl?
Perhaps it's a quest to do more and reach others in different ways.
Perhaps it's a desire to express our love and compassion in the hope that others will find a better way.
Whatever it is that drives us it's a writing spirit that some just cannot comprehend.
Perhaps it's knowing our thoughts can be preserved in written form long after our life on this earth ends.

Thank you Regis,

You helped me develop another poem.

May God plant seeds as your loyal fans read.
May you be blessed and may your mind feel at rest.
May you find a special love from the Heavens above.

Peace be with you,

John Michael

Reviewed by Jane Noponen Perinacci 1/21/2013
Congratulations and much luck!

Love ya!

Jane
Reviewed by neerja gandhi 1/20/2013
Wow... That's great..congratulations, your limericks are a treat ! Best wishes, neerja
Reviewed by TONY NERONE 1/20/2013
I always get a smile after reading your limericks my friend...........GOD BLESS YOU and YOURS.
Reviewed by Ronald Hull 1/20/2013
You have a lock on limericks.

Ron
Reviewed by Paul Berube 1/20/2013
Way to go! Congratulations, Regis.
Reviewed by Rosemarie Skaine 1/20/2013
Congratulations Regis!!
Reviewed by Mary Ann Biddinger 1/20/2013
Regis,
Congratulations !! A splendid accomplishment to an author
of rare quality. Smiles and best wishes.

Lady Mary Ann
Reviewed by Myrna Badgerow 1/20/2013
Congratulations my friend! Myrna
Reviewed by Lonnie Hicks 1/20/2013
Congratulations Regis. The world can never have too much humor. And you are good at it.
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