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What You Should Know About B.A.N.F.F.
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Category: Humor
Publisher: RickthePoetWarrior
ISBN-10: 1987896041
Type: Fiction
Pages: 56
Copyright: Mar 2013
ISBN-13: 9781987896046
Price: $4.95 (eBook)

Light-headed prose about "living in a postcard” residents and their mountainous egos.

Beware Aint Nothing For Free as pictures, prose, and shocking newspaper articles reveal culture`s seamy side using Banff, Canada’s Mountain Jewel as a backdrop. Colored. LimitIt™ edition includes bins with best pickings for recycling.

Excerpt
Banf-fuff is so F-F-Effing Right On

Aye-Eye-I told the may-may-Mayor
That buh-buh-Banf-fuff should
“F Right Off”
He-he-he said
Go “F-RIGHT-OFF yourself”
Or not
No effing way
Banf
Effing right
Banff
-uff

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