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Play/Screenplay
ISBN-10: 0994026870
Type: Fiction
Pages: 109
Copyright: Jan 2015
ISBN-13: 9780994026873
Price: $4.95 (eBook)
Shakespeare’s tragic love story ‘Antony and Cleopatra’ is putt on a fair way as two lovers go for the green together only to be frustrated by the sands of time.
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Excerpt
Enter DEMENTIAS and PHEELLO carrying the royal golmph bags
PHEELLO
Nay, but this old age of our Triumphvir's
O'erflows the par: those his goodly eyes,
That o'er the traps and hazards of many a course
Have glow'd like putted Palmerus, now slice, now hook,
The office and devotion of their view
Upon a tawny green: his Captain's heart,
Which in the scuffles of great matches hath burst
The buckles of his toga, reneges all temper,
And is become the foam and the brush
To wash a gypsy's balls.
Flourish. Enter ATOEINNY, CLEPTOPUTTRA, her Caddii, the Gallery, with Eunuchs fanning
her
Look, here they come:
Take good note, and you shall see in him:
The longest driver of the world transform'd
Into a divoting fool: behold and see.
CLEPTOPUTTRA
If it be love indeed, tell me how much.
MARKHISHIS ATOEINNY
There's buggery in the love that can be card'd.
CLEPTOPUTTRA
I'll set a wager how far to be loved.
MARKHIS ATOEINNY
Then thou needs find out new courses, new pars.
Enter a Messenger
Messenger
News, my good lord, from Roame.
MARKHIS ATOEINNY
Shank thou!
Exit messenger
CLEPTOPUTTRA
Nay, hear them, Atoeinny:
Fullovya perchance is angry; or, who knows
If the short-turfed Ceizure have not sent
His powerful mandate to you, 'Match them, or them;
Play on this or that course;
Perform 't, or else we damn thee.'
MARKHIS ATOEINNY
How, my love!
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