Light-headed prose about "living in a postcard” residents and their mountainous egos.
Beware Aint Nothing For Free as pictures, prose, and shocking newspaper articles reveal culture`s seamy side using Banff, Canada’s Mountain Jewel as a backdrop. Colored. LimitIt™ edition includes bins with best pickings for recycling.
Excerpt
Banf-fuff is so F-F-Effing Right On
Aye-Eye-I told the may-may-Mayor
That buh-buh-Banf-fuff should
“F Right Off”
He-he-he said
Go “F-RIGHT-OFF yourself”
Or not
No effing way
Banf
Effing right
Banff
-uff
Farctured Frazzled Folk Fables and Fairy Farces, Part II satirizes popular children's stories into adult-oriented renditions. FFFF &FF, Part II is also available in Amazon Kindle and Barnes and Noble e-book formats.
Deputy Dave Jenkins sets out to find the murderer of the local high school principal, aided by a voice from the grave that is sometimes helpful and sometimes misleading.
"Murder isn't usually this funny."
Amazon reviewer