Mikey has lost his Daddy due to his mother's raging and pulsating libido; moreover, able to handle her own finances, Mikey's Mom dumps his Dad, going totally CARNAL, finding her delicious Don Juan in the arms of a younger man who doesn't need a little blue pill to get his genitalic motor running. Thus, Mikey's father goes on a wild safari, hunting weirdly for his lost love, attempting to intrepidly thwart his ex-wife's Cougarism, and secure a place back inside the family that exiled him.
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Opening Pound quote concerning the nefarious advances of modern women's Cougarism: "And there died a myriad, and of the best among them, for an old bitch gone in the teeth--for a botched civilization."
Edward Rutherford is prepared to do just about anything to escape an arranged marriage to a woman he despises. But his brilliant plan to feign insanity has some rather unwanted consequences...
Nobleman's son, Todd Ramble, returns home after years abroad and finds himself falling in love with his step-sister, who was now a grown woman. Unfortunately their love is brutally challenged by his tyrannical father.
