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Thinkinings: Smallish Thoughts From A Compactive Mind
by Tim Reilly   

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Tim Reilly

Category:  Humor
Publisher: Tim Reilly

Type: Non-Fiction

Pages: 73

Copyright: 
March 29, 2013

Random ideas and thoughts that will change no one's life except my own... if I sell like a billion copies.

A booklet of thoughts that pop in my brain and then... poof! Where did they go?  I don't know.  Well, into this booklet I guess.  But if they bring a smile to your face or a song to your pants, then, gosh, it was worth it.



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If you need a new transmission, at least go rebuilt.
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Brushing your teeth three times a day is great. Sometimes, that’s hard to do. If so, try to brush twice a day. At least once. Absolute bare minimum, four times a week.
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Old people can smell funny. Try to gently tell them that they stink. They might not want to hear that, but being old, they probably won’t be able to catch you if you need to run away.
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