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AN EXTRA WHAT? hilariously considers how olive oil, virgin olive oil, extra virgin, and cold pressed are made and how they create a perfect food, diet, mosquito control, hair enhancer, antioxidant, and cosmetic. In short, captivating, fast-paced chapters, you will learn the truth about maple syrup, how Freda became a crime consultant, and the similarities of cake frosting, grits, and peanut butter as adhesives.
"How did the oil become virgin?" Hal askedBR>BR>"And what about extra virgin?" I said. I have a theory. I believe the virgin olive oil comes from olives that haven't been eaten yet, and cold pressed extra virgin is made by a virgin with cold feet.BR>BR>To research, I logged on the Internet and typed "virgin olive oil." When I clicked on "search," the computer crashed. | |  | | Can You Tell Me Where I'm Going?
CAN YOU TELL ME WHERE I'M GOING? grabs the reader's heart with humor while stressing the skill of forgiving and liking yourself so you can do the same for others. The author makes you think while you laugh as she presents her challenges to, and affirmation of, Christian beliefs. She shows you her Master List of Sins that help her earn brownie points from God.
"I rewrote the Bible, because it's too hard. I left out the part about reaping what you sow, giving your money away, forgiving 70 times seven, and loving your neighbor as yourself. I put it on two sticky tabs. Could my two sticky tabs have left out too much?" | |  | | Serving Gravy with a Slotted Spoon
In Serving Gravy with a Slotted Spoon, the author takes an ordinary event and gives it a humorous twist to tell an anecdote, mostly lampooning herself and her husband, Hal. Subjects covered concern a hypothetical investing fortune--and loss, forgetfulness (my brain's out for breakfast and isn't back yet), the refrigerator that's too full to close, the brush, floss and rinse diet, egg on the floor, water saving toilets, chocolate battles and the Mother's Day lottery,
Serving Gravy will teach you how to understand Martians, a surefire method to open a pickle jar, illegal behavior on the computer, info about the length of a candle wick, the importance of being #1, significant facts about exercise and will allow you to laugh for no reason at all.
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THREADING THE POINTY END OF THE NEEDLE is a side-splitting book of fast-paced, sharp humor. The author tells about wasps trying to mate with orchids, foods chasing free radicals, weight control by breathing ten minutes each day, shifting shoulder pads, and much more.
He told a group of gardeners to use full-strength Diet Sprite that was the real thing with sugar and no artificial sweetener, one-part Murphy's Oil Soap that couldn't be used by itself because of its viscosity, one-part baby shampoo, and one-part dish detergent. "Drink the sprite and spray the rest of the mixture on the roses." He talked faster than I could listen. Maybe he said something about your Granddad inspeat of Sprite.BR> |
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Blöd Ties
by Ian Thorpe
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 Blod Ties - Fantasy, Romance. Romantasy? A bit of whimsy for the weekend. A naive British tourist John Gormley takes a holiday in the ancient, remote kingdom of Perarboria. He does not suspect that his holiday love affair with a local beauty is desti |
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The Wholly Book of Genesis
by Jay Dubya
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 The Wholly Book of Genesis is a humorous satire on the first book of the Old Testament where the Story of Creation, the building of Noah's Ark, Sodom and Gomorrah and the families of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob are thoroughly spoofed and broadsided.
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