THREADING THE POINTY END OF THE NEEDLE is a side-splitting book of fast-paced, sharp humor. The author tells about wasps trying to mate with orchids, foods chasing free radicals, weight control by breathing ten minutes each day, shifting shoulder pads, and much more.
He told a group of gardeners to use full-strength Diet Sprite that was the real thing with sugar and no artificial sweetener, one-part Murphy's Oil Soap that couldn't be used by itself because of its viscosity, one-part baby shampoo, and one-part dish detergent. "Drink the sprite and spray the rest of the mixture on the roses." He talked faster than I could listen. Maybe he said something about your Granddad inspeat of Sprite.
Professional Reviews
Threading the Pointy End of the Needle
Freda, you should be a stand-up comedienne. You're naturally funny.
Threading the Pointy End of the Needle
Freda Ward continues to delight, amuse, and whet our appetites for more with her quirky impressions and witty anecdotes as she transforms mundane and trivial into entertainment and laughter.
Threading the Point End of the Needle
Freda Ward has mined magnificent nuggets of humor from the mundane minutiae of our daily lives, and laughs are reaped in a light-hearted manner.
Stories Worth Wiping Your A** With
Whether you're making a deposit at the stank bank, dropping a return at the squat shop, or conducting a brown business meeting, these perfectly timed tales provide the literary fragrance your privacy deserves. F
