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|  | | Annie Gomez and the Gigantic Foot of Doom
10th grader Annie Gomez is usually the best at everything but lately she seems to be losing control of herself. Is it really a sign that two alien races are battling for domination over her mind?
This book is for anyone who has ever been a teenager or is going to be. Or is.
Annie Gomez and her coterie of fellow misfits must figure out which of two alien races is threatening humanity and which wants to help save us.
There adventures take them into a fairy realm that co-exists with Earth but in a different dimension and to a far flung planet inhabited by rhino-like space travellers.
In the end it falls on Annie's shoulders to face a great evil and overcome it. But she can't.
Will humanity survive? Can there be love between teens of two different speci | |  | | Death by Haggis
A tongue in cheek detective novel inspired by the Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest for the "opening sentence to the worst of all possible novels."
Until the day Jane Hamchester walked into his squalid office, the highlight of Detective Sam Barlow's life had been a particularly good tuna sandwich. Now he is charged with trying to save the life of the only woman he ever, uhm, thought was really swell. His only problem is that there are no clues, other than the nonsensical utterances of a dying man.
Barlow's desperate search takes him first to Scotland and then to the Aegean. But time is running out. Not only for Jane but for the human race. Barlow's only possible hope lies at the bottom of an ancient cavern, a remnant from the tim |
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