I Am Happy To Report That:

My Wife Treats Me Like A Dog!

Yes, I am bragging! I have a beautiful, caring, and loving wife that treats me as well or better than most people treat their dogs.  She speaks to me with kindness, respect, and is attentive to my wants and needs.  I am never lacking for food or drink and my favorite snacks or treats are always available.  Then, there is that all important belly rub that akes the daily trials, tribulations, and stresses all worth enduring.  Of coarse I’m spoiled, and not only admit it, but I’m also proud of it. 

When I look around at other couples, the sadness, hopelessness, frustration, and the general human tragedy that I see causes me to wonder about the well-being of their pets.  Over the years, I have had the opportunity to visit a few homes where the human tragedy was blaringly obvious.  However, the pets that live in these homes fared much better than their human counterparts and they were remarkably happy and well adjusted. 

I don’t believe that I’m unique or even very different from most males of the human species.  With me, you get what you give, and I believe that the majority of men will react that way.  So ladies, if you want your man to show you unconditional love, be unwaveringly faithful, and be giddy happy every time you enter your home, treat him like a dog.

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