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Dennis Domrzalski
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A native Chicagoan who hates stupidity, hypocrisy and mediocrity. Mark Twain's biggest fan. Mike Royko was the world's greatest columnist. Domrzalski has been a newspaper reporter, editor and columnist for 27 years. He began his career at the fabled City News Bureau of Chicago.
Birth Place: Chicago, IL USA
Accomplishments: Domrzalski is New Mexico's funniest and most incisive newspaper columnist -- http://f-brilliant.blogspot.com. His two-fisted, gritty writing style gets people sputtering, screaming and reading. No weak, wishy-washy opinions from him. He is the co-host of a Sunday morning TV talk show on Albuquerque's NBC affiliate.
Domrzalski's comic novel I Got Stinky Feet has readers complaining that they're choking from laughing so hard. Critics are hailing his no-holds-barred style of storytelling as original, unique, irrepressible and bold!
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Books
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Short Stories
She Read Too Much by Dennis Domrzalski
Twisted tale of what happens to a showoff wife who provokes her alcoholic husband's ire by reading more than he does. His revenge is vicious and complete. ...
You Need a Sideline by Dennis Domrzalski
Two oldsters explain why everyone needs a sideline, even if it's a strange one. A chapter from I Got Stinky Feet....
Creative Writing Losers by Dennis Domrzalski
Dennis and Dave are assailed by a group of really pretentious and lousy creative writers. Find out just how bad and useless they are. A chapter from I Got Stinky Feet...
A Bus Driver From Hell by Dennis Domrzalski
A nutty, abusive bus driver and his even nuttier passengers. Two chapters from I Got Stinky Feet...
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Poetry
Linda! A strange love poem by Dennis Domrzalski
No wonder this guy never gets any...
A Poet's Dilemma (audio) by Dennis Domrzalski
Listen as Domrzalski reads his classic dig at depressed poets. ...
A Poet's Dilemma by Dennis Domrzalski
An elementarily simple expression of the yearning angst in the heart of a poet. Or, why poets are so depressed....
Love Never Dies by Dennis Domrzalski
A love poem for love-sick poets...
Fat Peoples' Poem by Dennis Domrzalski
A poem that ridicules fat people and their eating habits...
Crime Reporter's Poem by Dennis Domrzalski
The sputtering love life of a young crime reporter...
Truth by Dennis Domrzalski
Truth on an everyday level and without the sloppy, embarrassing emotionalism of standard poetry....
I Got Stinky Feet by Dennis Domrzalski
A nutty poem about the things in life that stink. From Dennis Domrzalski's comic novel, I Got Stinky Feet...
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Articles
Freedom to Fart! by Dennis Domrzalski
Stunning new inventions that eliminate the embarrassment of passing gas, get you six days from a single pair of underwear, and make you filthy rich!...
Media Morons by Dennis Domrzalski
Let Sarah Palin's kid and John Edwards poke whoever they want. It's none of our business....
Dalai Lama's Dumb Test by Dennis Domrzalski
Idiotic online personality test. Only fools take them....
Borrow More Money! by Dennis Domrzalski
The way to wealth and a government bailout is to get into massive debt....
Health Club Horrors by Dennis Domrzalski
What naked men shouldn't be doing in gym locker rooms...
Carrots Have Feelings Too by Dennis Domrzalski
Mass Murder At The Dinner Table! How Smug Vegetarians Kill Trillions Of Living Things...
Agent of change! by Dennis Domrzalski
Domrzalski announces run for president. Runs on platform of change. Vows to change wife, beer brands, light bulbs and more!...
Pocket Plungers and Reversible Underwear by Dennis Domrzalski
Investment opportunities that will bring truckloads of money straight to your garage door....
Nuns would have beaten Hillary senseless by Dennis Domrzalski
Candidates' non-answers amount to a sick joke on the American public...
School Buses: America's Great Shame by Dennis Domrzalski
Lazy, fat-slob kids no longer walk to school...
Give Violent Imaginations a Chance by Dennis Domrzalski
Oregon school wrong to suspend a six-year-old kid for being a kid....
Bill Richardson Spits in Voters' Faces by Dennis Domrzalski
Richardson's refusal to debate his Republican gubernatorial opponent is a cowardly, disgraceful move....
Paranoid Parents by Dennis Domrzalski
Adults are ruining kids' lives with organized play and other dumb activities...
Morons and Dumb Jokes by Dennis Domrzalski
Most people aren't funny and should keep their mouths shut in public...
One Nation Under Fat by Dennis Domrzalski
Fat-slob Yanks are carrying wide loads....
Uncool Refrigerators by Dennis Domrzalski
More useless technology...
Deadbeat Shoppers by Dennis Domrzalski
Small-spenders ruining America...
Election Hatred Grows by Dennis Domrzalski
Liberals fear church pews...
Shoot The Pundits! by Dennis Domrzalski
Political conventions and pundits who analyze them are frauds...
Catholic Leadership Hypocrisy by Dennis Domrzalski
The Communion/abortion pronouncements make Catholic leaders look like idiots....
Biker Fool by Dennis Domrzalski
John Kerry Makes a Fool of Himself...
Technology Gone Mad by Dennis Domrzalski
Geeks Give Us More Usekess Junk...
Canadian Menace! by Dennis Domrzalski
How To Make Canada Part Of The U.S....
War Stinks by Dennis Domrzalski
Scientists at our national laboratories are making war even more gruesome....
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Links
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| I Got Stinky Feet
Home of Domrzalski's insanely funny comic novel, I Got Stinky Feet. Excerpts and links to sellers.
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1st Books Library
Read an Excerpt from I Got Stinky Feet and buy it.
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Dennis Domrzalski
Web Site for Domrzaski's opinion columns--blunt, devastating and hilarious.
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