Dateline Washington, DC…The Bushman’s Top Secret Press Conference.
Hinkly Dinkly Reporting!
My Fellow Americans, and undocumented illegal aliens.
As we go into, (looks to aide, “My watch stopped, What month is this?”), as we go into May there seems to be a bit of controversy over the war in Iraq. Please let me assure you that I am correcting the problem and seriously wish that you all get off my case about my recent fax paus concerning The Queen of England and 1776. I made a mistake. What’s so unusual about that?
The Democraps are hounding me for a date to get out of Iraq. Let me assure you we are winning this war. Every day their forces are being reduced.
My intelligence tells me they now have approximately 50,000 men women and children. Each suicide bombing changes those figures. All we need do is wait for approximately 50,000 more bombings and the terrorists will be eliminated.
For reasons of National Security we ask that you do not disclose this strategy as they may alter their plans and stop the bombings and prolong the war.
Have a nice day!
Hinkly Out
By George
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Reviewed by LadyJtalks LadyJzTalkZone (Reader)
Reviewed on May 9, 2007
Couldn't help laughing at the strategy of waiting for the suisuide bomers to run out. That's probably the most logical thing I've heard about war though, when one stops to think. Lady J
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