Those were my exact words, (You can quote me,) as I cracked open my second egg this morning…
It was Another Double Yoke!
That makes three from the same carton!
What are the chances of that?
I don’t think it’s ever happened before?
Some might say it’s a sign from God?
I’m not getting much from the message?
Maybe it’s a sign from The Farm, or Walmart at the very least.
Maybe I should go to Walmart, (The farm is too far.)
I’ll go tomorrow!
I may be some kind of Chosen One?
Maybe I am destined to lead my people somewhere?
I’m a loner, I don’t have any people, just five friends, and I’m not even sure they like me?
Maybe I am meant to lead chickens from captivity?
I hope that’s not it? That would be weird.
When I think about it, this Special Carton was destined for me. It was fate. I must realize and embrace my destiny. That was the 3rd, (The Charm,) dozen I chose. The previous two had cracked eggs.
Little did I know how Perfect these were.
I called Guinness after the first two, but they hung-up on me. Three has to be a record. They will listen this time.
Hindsight…I should have saved them for proof. But I didn’t, I ate half of them and threw the others away. All that I can prove is they were good. Well, I guess I can’t even prove that. I should have taken time stamped photographs.
Oh the things we now know that we didn’t know when we should have.
Does Guinness print a new book everytime someone sets a record?
That appears to be a record to me. Don't they candle eggs anymore? They don't use candles now, but they still call it that with lights underneath the eggs to see if they are okay for selling. I guess it's okay to sell double yolk eggs because I had one two days ago, but no more from that dozen, I believe.
Double yolks are twins. Triple yolks are triplets. By eating those eggs you have reduced the runaway chicken population. So glad you did. No joke.
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Double yolks are twins. Triple yolks are triplets. By eating those eggs you have reduced the runaway chicken population. So glad you did. No joke.
Ron