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Blue?

In reference to my previous question…

Imagine that you suddenly woke up one morning and saw that you were a different color, how would you react?
Would you see it as a Dream Come True or a Nightmare?
Think about this. I’ll comment later.

I was not going to comment on this for a few more days, however Judy sent me a bit off kilter…
She saw it as, A Dream Come True. She wants to be a Smurf.
She chose blue.
I guess the fault is mine for not limiting colors to those humanly possible.
This is not a fantasy question, but one where you may awaken differently then when you retired. A possibility in some cultures.

Penwose Out,
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Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on September 21, 2020
Last time I knew, the Blue Men were doing all right in Las Vegas, your town.

And as far as I know no one is White, like whitewash or Black like lamp black, so the labelers and finger pointers have got it all wrong and continue to do so. When will they ever learn?

Ron

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