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English 101.7

Professor Ambrose Penwose, Kiwi
English 101.7

As you know I am a professor, teaching at The University, where I humbly say my students are smarter than average idiots…
yet the debate goes on.

Today’s course of instruction deals with definitions, which define words of different spellings. We simply say they are different words.

We are all familiar with the word Profusely, not in one of my dictionaries, yet meaning Copiously, neither term recognizable.
I had to find that term from a lady on the street pushing a shopping cart full of bottles, yet somehow highly educated.

No matter in fact because our concerns lie with a different word…
Fusely, another not in my dictionary, yet subject to creativity.

We, (My students and I,) see Fusely as the way things are done by those who/whom are not Pros.

It is hard to believe we spent an hour on this.
How long did you spend reading it?

Penwose Out,
By George
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Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on May 26, 2021
I enjoy breaking apart words like profusely the way you have, just for the fun of it. Let us hope that that fuse doesn't ignite a huge explosion… A fuselage of whatever and wherewithal.

I rest my cases of vodka somewhere but I can't find exactly where. I guess about as long as it took to read this article.

Ron

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