I would faint

Professor Ambrose Penwose, Kiwi

One thing is For Sure…I am NEVER going abroad, particularly to a foreign country, especially one with places like Istanbul, Paris, and others full of low-lifes, where I can be mistakenly identified as an American spy or secret agent.

I just watched Taken, Taken2, and Taken3. Taken3 really does not fit into the equation, so we will not go there.

As I watched Liam Neeson go through his array of talents, I realized I had none of them. Sure, they were Hollywood talents, but I don’t even have any of those.

I began to wonder what I would do in similar circumstances…

If a guy put a gun to Liam Neeson’s face, he would take the gun, shoot the guys accomplices, and then shoot the guy with his own gun.
I would faint.

If they put a tail on me, not only would I not be able to shake it, I would not even realize I was being followed.

If a guy handed Liam Neeson a suitcase he would throw it away.
I would open it and blow myself up.
Or possibly take it to The Authorities, and blow up the police station.

If I tried to prove who I was, I would find my pockets had been picked.

And, if I somehow was to go, I could Never take my exwife with me.
If someone handed us a secret document, it would not be a secret for long.

If someone sent me a coded message…I would only see a blinking light. If they sent an SOS, first of all I would not recognize it, and second I don’t even know what SOS means.

If someone gave me a phone number and said to memorize it, then eat it…I would throw up and forget the number.

If someone wanted me to talk, I would tell them all I know, and they’d still know nothing.


Do you see where I’m going with this?

Does this sound like a good vacation?

Penwose Out,
By George
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