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No Bill, no cigar, just Bobs
by Cynthia Borris   
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NO MORE BOBS


Madison Lawhon, the American original who is the heroine of California writer Cynthia Borris's first novel, No More Bobs, not only dances provocatively around thong in hand but guides us through a comic maze inhabited by an intriguing cast of wacky characters, including determined playboys, inept stalkers, and psychic donut makers.


Add a dash of weird science and some freaky frogs into this mix set in the mythical city of Pelican Point, California, and the result is tour de force of frolic and fun in the life of a woman with a "Bob problem."


You see, Madison is a writer and single mom who has dated some seven Bobs in her quest for possible connubial bliss. Unfortunately, every toad of a date she kisses gives a raspy croak and never changes into Prince Charming.


Madison's mother, a well-meaning woman of faith, prays and asks God for a man for Madison - one not named Bob. When a psychic donut maker lands on her doorstep, Madison decides God isn't listening. Meanwhile, her mother's wayward prayer gains strength, as soon, a stranger and potential love interest, Jack Graham, arrives in town.


However, there is interference in Madison's life in the form of Philip Bentley, Madison's former lover, the town playboy and a man of charm, intelligence and power. He is used to getting what he wants--until he tangles with Madison that is.

The resulting web of plot entanglements is hilarious indeed.


Ms. Borris's novel proves the axiom that the most successful stories derive theme and plot from character, of which she is a master. I cannot help but admire the subtle ear for dialogue and attention to detail and situation with which she creates her memorable characters.


No More Bobs is a quick-paced, lighthearted comedy filled with complicated twists and turns. Page after page the reader is drawn into Madison's chaotic world and into the mystery and secret shrouding Pelican Point.


What I like about this book is that unlike so many slice-of-life stories, No More Bobs is really funny! And not just funny either, but full of interesting characters and quirky plot turns.
In reading the novel, I found myself completely engrossed in the characters and their movements in this rather intricate and hilarious story.


Cynthia Borris has the gift of a true comic imagination. To my delight, I find that she also has the even rarer gift to create believable characters who dance so gracefully to the music of her marvelous comedy.

Review by Thomas James Martin, author Crossings and Reflections





NO MORE BOBS, "a must-read for people who enjoy fun, quirky mysteries." - Writer's Digest 

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Reviewed by Malcolm Watts (Reader)
Reviewed on June 30, 2006
I'd like to read your "Bobs" book sometime. I have a sense that it has something to say about the great attraction, and also repulsion we feel about our opposite sex because of the immense power and attraction they have over us.

Reviewed by Nordette Adams
Reviewed on August 15, 2004
Well, it certainly makes me want to read the book. (Not that the title hadn't already stoked the fire. LOL) So many books to read, just need life to settle a bit. Yours will be on the list.

Reviewed on August 4, 2004
Excellent write, Cynthia - enjoyed this one immensely!

Robert

Reviewed by Peter Paton
Reviewed on August 2, 2004
Enjoyed very much Cynthia

Peter

Reviewed by m j hollingshead
Reviewed on July 18, 2004
enjoyed the read

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