Yes, I will admit it’s hard to be humble, but I’ll give it the old college try.
In yet another magnificently frivolous and eminently superficial flimsy gesture of unequalled impotence, I have once again astounded the entertainment world with my first ever Ham Award.
For those of you with limited culture the Ham Award is that given to the creator of the best commercial to be viewed during the Super Bowl…on other channels!
Yes my friends I’ve created the greatest commercial that nobody will see. It will aire during the Super Bowl on every other channel at virtually every break as well as in between. In case you haven’t noticed all those networks will be televising repeats, reruns, and repeats of the reruns. Sponsors are virtually absent from the fare so my commercial will be the only running current work, at least for the first couple of times.
So Please watch my commercial. If you have to ask when you were not listening.
Deputy Dave Jenkins sets out to find the murderer of the local high school principal, aided by a voice from the grave that is sometimes helpful and sometimes misleading.
"Murder isn't usually this funny."
Amazon reviewer
Fractured Frazzled Folk Fables and Fairy Farces is adult literature that satirizes famous children's stories, fables and fairy tales. The work is Jay Dubya's twenty-first e-book available in Amazon Kindle and Barnes and Noble Nook.
Homer's Ill Iliad & Odd Sea Odyssey (420 pages) is an adult satire/parody rewrite of the classic stories of the 10 year Trojan War and of the 10 year adventure of Odysseus trying to return home to his native Ithaca.
