BALD EAGLE POPULATION IN ALABAMA ON THE RISE…
Possums still on the decline.
However the most popular store bought food item still appears to be the long reigning king of caste iron skillet supper mixes -- Possum Helper.
This reporter questioned hundreds of Alabamites who mumbled that they were pleased with the resurgence of our National Bird and looked forward to it’s removal from the Endangered Species list so they could once again enjoy Bald Eagle Helper.
I put my feet to good use after hearing a fat lady with no teeth yell, “Bring him over here…I’ll open a box of Yankee Helper!”
The Wholly Book of Doo-Doo-Rot-on-Me is adult satirical humor featuring adult language and adult content, and the work is a parody of the Old Testament Book of Deuteronomy.
